Well, I got sent Wanking Simulator. Probably because our dear editor-in-chief didn’t want it in his Steam library. So, let’s get into this, shall we?

I’ll start by saying that, even at the lowest settings, the game ran like crap on my potato. I don’t think I got past, like, 3fps. Shit was literally unplayable, but I’m used to that. After all, Wanking Simulator is made in Unity; it’s a crapshoot whether something made in Unity will run on my PC. I literally couldn’t play this game, but even if I could, I doubt I could even score it.

It’s absolutely in the vein of those” ____ Simulator” games. Which should probably tell you the level this is at. It is what it is, and it’s exactly what it says on the tin. That probably does more to influence you than anything I can write. It’s probably meant to be dumb fun; treat it as such.

So, fuck it; here’s a gallery of all the screenshots I took before completely giving up.

Almost half of my time playing Wanking Simulator was loading screens. That’s really all I’ve got to say about it.

Final Score:
Coomer meme/5

PLATFORM: PC
TITLE: Wanking Simulator
GENRE: Action, Adventure, Indie, Simulation
DEVELOPER: MrCiastku
PUBLISHER: Ultimate Games S.A.
RELEASE DATE: Mar 19, 2020

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B. Simmons

Based out of Glendale California, Bryan is a GAMbIT’s resident gaming contributor. Specializing in PC and portable gaming, you can find Bryan on his 3DS playing Monster Hunter or at one of the various conventions throughout the state.

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