I am so fucking sick of having to write about this game. You know, I was happy that Valve decided not to allow Rape Day onto Steam. It meant I wouldn’t have to write...
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Valve Announces Steam’s 2019 Changes
Blessed be GabeN. Valve has some pretty big things planned for Steam in 2019. But, you have to acknowledge the past year, and that’s exactly what they did in a community blog post. Which...
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Eric Wolpaw Returns To Valve
Tiny glimmer of hope? Half-Life 2 and Portal co-writer Eric Wolpaw has returned to Valve. And the confirmation comes from no less than GabeN himself! Wolpaw previously left the company in 2017, alongside other...
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Steam Approved Game To “Feature Naked Demon With A Large Penis”, And Other Features
The fountain of degeneracy. Remember how with Negligee, I mentioned how Valve encourages developers of such content to write a full description of content in the game? Well, I bet they didn’t think that...
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Steam To Allow Hawt, Uncensored Hentai On Its Platform
Prepare with this list of the top 10 anime girls. Steam had a bit of a fiasco midyear, when a number of clearly not G-rated games were sneaking around, in addition to troll crap...
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Steam Link Bundle: Get A Steam Link And A Game For A Great Price
Better deals than before. And no, this isn’t an April Fool’s joke. Maybe you’ve had your eye on a Steam Link, but you thought the price wasn’t to your liking. Or maybe you thought...
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Final Fantasy XV gets Free Demo, Half-Life Crossover
Comes with Full-Life consequences for absolutely free. Starting next week, the PC version of Final Fantasy XV will get a free demo. And said demo will be the entirety of Chapter 1. But wait,...
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Valve Removes Games From Publisher That Manipulated Reviews
Earlier this week, an email surfaced over on Reddit by Insel Games’ CEO that purported to show him telling employees to purchase Wild Buster, a game the studio worked on, and leave positive reviews for...
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Steam’s Not Taking Bitcoin Anymore
Your money’s no good here. Do you use Bitcoin? Well, guess what? It’s no longer usable on Steam. Valve announced that they’d be dropping support for Bitcoin in a blog post Wednesday. To put...
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Bridge Constructor Portal is Coming this Month
Well, it seems they got my Optimus Prime meets GLaDOS fanfic. It’s hard to believe that Portal‘s been around for 10 years. And the sequel was 7 years ago. And that there will never...
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The Female Team Fortress 2 Concepts that Never Made it to Development
Scout’s Mother is not one of them. A lot of design work never actually makes it all the way through the process. There are, for example, plenty of things designed for the original Star...
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DOTA 2 is Getting Negative Reviews on Steam Because of Half-Life 3
Specifically, because Half-Life 3 is basically never gonna happen now. DOTA 2 is getting review bombed right now. The reason? Half-Life 3. Allow me to explain. Last week, , Marc Laidlaw, former writer for...
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