If this alarms you, may I request that you not fly anytime soon? Tesla produced what may be a record number of their Model 3 sedans in the production quarter that ended on June...
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Tesla Explodes In Surveillance Video From Shanghai Parking Lot
And boom goes the dynamite Tesla. Tesla touts the safety of their cars, stating that they’re less likely to catch fire than the average car. But a recent video that went viral kind of...
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Trashed Teslas Carry Loads Of Sensitive Personal Driver Data
“You’re a computer, Tesla.“ So, uh, fun fact: Teslas manage to accrue a lot of data about their drivers. And more than you’d think, too. Videos of crashes, photos taken with interior cameras, location...
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Kanye West Jumps Up On Table To Defend Elon Musk
A rich dude needs some defending sometimes, I guess? While taking a tour of Detroit’s College for Creative Studies, Kanye West was suddenly struck with a need. A need to jump up on one...
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Elon Musk Stepping Down as Chairman of Tesla in SEC Agreement
Will retain CEO position. Tesla CEO Elon Musk has agreed to a settlement with the U.S Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). He will step down as chairman of the company board, as well as...
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Tesla’s Next Ride Is A Surfboard
Surfin’ Musk? Tesla makes a lot of things to go along with their vehicles and the like. Specifically, things that fit along aesthetically, as well as, say, in their vehicles. And in this case,...
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If they Brought Elon Musk’s Tesla Roadster Back from Space, Would it Work?
All I know is my gut says maybe. The SpaceX Falcon Heavy launch was a pretty big deal. And since it was more or less a test, its payload was a bit eccentric: Elon Musk’s...
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Tesla Partnering with Home Depot to Make Solar Mainstream
Praise the sun! Tesla has a nice deal in the works which may just make solar even bigger than it is right now. They’ll be partnering with The Home Depot, who will carry their...
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Elon Musk and the Electric Semi
Sweet Christmas, that would be an awesome band name. Tesla recently unveiled their newest electric vehicle: the Tesla Semi. That’s right; an actual truck. The Tesla Semi is apparently capable of going 0 to...
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Tesla is Taking a Run at Convenience Stops
Their Supercharger stations are kinda dismal right now. Tesla’s set some pretty bold goals for themselves. Killing the gasoline-powered car, however, is one that’s going to be one hell of a battle against an...
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The LAPD add a Tesla Model S to their fleet for those criminals that need to be arrested in style
Being as I write on the internet for a living, the chances that I’ll ever own a Tesla Model S are somewhere between jack and shit. Still, I now have another option to at...
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