Steven Universe “Onion Friend”
Onion is weird. It’s a fact. He has no ears, his speech is unintelligible, and he does shit just because he can. He also hates food. And if he had….
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Steven Universe “Keystone Motel”
Well, the fallout from last episode of Steven Universe is probably going to last most of the week. Pearl has been trying really hard to get back in Garnet’s good graces…..
Steven Universe “Cry for Help”
So, I guess when I wasn’t looking, they decided to Stevenbomb us again. I have to ask, is this how it’s going to be? Ridiculous downtime punctuated by a week….
Transformers: Robots in Disguise “One of Our Mini-Cons Is Missing”
Hey, remember that anal retentive robot samurai dick Drift? Showed up, had two Mini-con sweatpads? Swore a Wookie life debt to Bumblebee? Well, he’s baaaaack. So Russell gets chewed out….
Transformers: Robots in Disguise “Some Body, Any Body”
We’ve gotten a lot of body horror in the last month of Transformers: Robots in Disguise, haven’t we? Well, the good news is that all of that is behind us…..
Transformers: Robots in Disguise “Even Robots Have Nightmares”
Oh, you clever dogs! That title is just two hairs away from a Philip K. Dick reference! Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep indeed! Or, have… nightmares of, I don’t….
Star Wars Rebels “The Siege on Lothal”
The end of last seasons Star Wars Rebels promised big; Vader big. And they did not disappoint. The season 1 finale saw the crew of the Ghost join up with the….
Transformers: Robots in Disguise “Sideways”
I know it sounds crazy, but there has been a decided lack of giant robot fights on Transformers: Robots in Disguise. And I’m sure we all dig giant robots. It….
Steven Universe “Chille Tid”
All season thus far of Steven Universe, mention has been made of looking for Lapis Lazuli and Jasper. Hell, the first episode I reviewed here had Garnet searching the bottom….
Steven Universe “We Need to Talk”
Since the last time Steven and Connie fused, it’s been brought up only a few times. Well, now Greg knows. Steven and Connie are helping Greg organize his record collection…..
Steven Universe “Keeping It Together”
Peridot’s escape has been hanging over Steven Universe since the season began. And while she isn’t inherently dangerous, she represents a technological threat. She was sent to do something in….
Steven Universe “Rising Tides/Crashing Skies”
For a while, the staff of Steven Universe have kept a character blog called Keep Beach City Weird. It’s written from the perspective of Ronaldo Fryman, resident conspiracy nut and….