Things pretty much pick up where they left off on Steven Universe. Peridot tells them how the Cluster is going to chestburst its way out of the Earth’s core and put on a musical...

Well, Peridot lasted a whole week in the bathroom on Steven Universe. I would’ve figured she’d have some sort of shell shock from Steven’s bowel movements, or something. I would’ve guessed wrong. The Gems...

You know, I think one of the funniest things about this episode of Steven Universe is that, paired with the title, the cable description of “A look inside Steven’s bathroom” is hilarious. Or gross,...

Talent contest? Talent contest. This episode of Steven Universe has a talent contest. I loved how quickly Lars brushes off Steven at the beginning of this one. He doesn’t even say anything; he just...

I was surprised to find that Steven Universe came back. It seems insane schedules are common for Cartoon Network. This show has the craziest hiatuses. Shows up for a full week, disappears for a...

You know, I’m happy Steven Bomb 3 is ending. It’s kind of exhausting to have something every day like that in addition to all of the every day things in my life. And also,...

Well, Jamie’s back in today’s Steven Universe, and he managed to beat his record too. Only ten episodes between appearances. This leaves me wondering whether he can go for the hat trick. Anyway, he’s...

Onion is weird. It’s a fact. He has no ears, his speech is unintelligible, and he does shit just because he can. He also hates food. And if he had power, all society would...

Well, the fallout from last episode of Steven Universe is probably going to last most of the week. Pearl has been trying really hard to get back in Garnet’s good graces. And failing. Even a...

So, I guess when I wasn’t looking, they decided to Stevenbomb us again. I have to ask, is this how it’s going to be? Ridiculous downtime punctuated by a week of new episodes? I...

All season thus far of Steven Universe, mention has been made of looking for Lapis Lazuli and Jasper. Hell, the first episode I reviewed here had Garnet searching the bottom of the ocean for...

Since the last time Steven and Connie fused, it’s been brought up only a few times. Well, now Greg knows. Steven and Connie are helping Greg organize his record collection. Connie makes note of...