I wanna marry Harry

7 Minutes

Television | Reviews

I Wanna Marry “Harry” review: End of Season One

M. Poupard June 23, 2014

If a reality dating show gets pulled from air four episodes in, does anyone care about it’s FairyTale Ending©? Fox yanked I Wanna Marry ‘Harry’ faster than NBC cancels its freshman comedies, making the...

5 Minutes

Television | Reviews

I Wanna Marry “Harry” review: “My ‘Brother’ William”

M. Poupard June 11, 2014

When you’re faking your way through Prince-dom, what’s the quickest way to confirm speculation without saying anything at all? Poorly photoshop a picture of yourself and your bro-lo el cunado “William”; leave it in...

4 Minutes

Television | Reviews

I Wanna Marry “Harry” review: “Spotted by the ‘Paparazzi'”

M. Poupard June 4, 2014

Last nights episode of I Wanna Marry “Harry” made no effort to squash the remaining contestants incessant speculation of whether or not they’re really all vying for Prince Harry’s (or some kind of royals)...

5 Minutes

Television | Reviews

I Wanna Marry Harry review: “Competing for the Crown”

M. Poupard May 28, 2014

We’re going into week two of reality dating competition, I Wanna Marry “Harry” and our remaining bevy of ladies don’t seem super phased by still having the identity of “Sir” kept from them. Surely...

6 Minutes

Television | Reviews

I Wanna Marry “Harry” review: “The Masquerade Begins”

M. Poupard May 21, 2014

Because nothing screams: I WANNA BE IN A SERIOUSLY COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP like going on a reality dating TV show, predicated on lies and shallowness. Unlike The Bachelor or Bachelorette though, I Wanna Marry “Harry”...