Elon Musk Claims X Outage Due To Cyberattacks
If you were like me, you didn’t even notice. X (or as I call it, Xitter) was down for several hours on Monday. And according to Elon Musk, it was….
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Elon Musk Booed At Valorant Champions Tournament; Chant To “Bring Back Twitter”
Are they saying boo or Boo-urns? The Valorant Champions 2023 tournament was held recently. And on its final day, who should make an appearance but billionaire and Twitter X bogeyman….
Elon Musk Backs Out Of $44 Billion Twitter Deal; Twitter Plans To Sue
Get your popcorn ready. Yes, it seems that Elon Musk has decided that Twitter isn’t worth it, and he has backed out of the deal. He notified the company via….
Elon Musk Puuts Temporary Hold On Twitter Deal To Verify That Less Than 5% Of Users Are Bots
Look, I know you got a plan, here, but please don’t kill Shitpostbot5000. Love him or hate him, Elon Musk is still going through the process of acquiring Twitter. And….
Elon Musk Is Buying Twitter For $44 Billion
So long, bots. Yes, it’s true; Elon Musk is buying Twitter. It took a while, but he made good on the offering of $54.20 per share, which was way more….
Elon Musk’s Boring Company Nabs $48.6 Million Las Vegas Contract Despite Underwhelming L.A. Demo
One might call it… Boring? Las Vegas has given Elon Musk’s Boring Company a $48.6 million contract to build an underground transit line for the city. The project is scheduled….
Kanye West Jumps Up On Table To Defend Elon Musk
A rich dude needs some defending sometimes, I guess? While taking a tour of Detroit’s College for Creative Studies, Kanye West was suddenly struck with a need. A need to….
Elon Musk Stepping Down as Chairman of Tesla in SEC Agreement
Will retain CEO position. Tesla CEO Elon Musk has agreed to a settlement with the U.S Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). He will step down as chairman of the company….
If they Brought Elon Musk’s Tesla Roadster Back from Space, Would it Work?
All I know is my gut says maybe. The SpaceX Falcon Heavy launch was a pretty big deal. And since it was more or less a test, its payload was a….
Elon Musk’s Boring Flamethrower
Some classes set people on fire. Ze Pyro is a soul-less monster! You may not realize it, but Elon Musk owns a Boring company. Specifically, The Boring Company, so named….
SpaceX reveals Interplanetary Transport System designed to get us to Mars
Elon Musk is a man with big ideas. His latest plan is to get humans to Mars within the next ten-years and form a working colony on the Martian surface…..