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Apex Legends Will Head To Mobile

B. Simmons May 8, 2019

EA really needed this game. EA realizes they’ve got lightning in a bottle. That’s why, just as with PUBG and Fortnite before it, Apex Legends is headed to mobile. During a conference call discussing...

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You Should Update EA’s Origin Client ASAP

B. Simmons April 17, 2019

Oh boy, is it not a good thing. EA hasn’t exactly had a great year. And considering that, well things fall through the cracks. Which is mostly why it might be a good idea...

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Ninja Got Paid $1 Million By EA To Promote Apex Legends

B. Simmons March 14, 2019

I can’t floss bro, I gots the coordination of a brain-damaged orangutan. Despite some initial sadness at its announcement, Apex Legends launched to great reviews. But it’s more than a little apparent that EA...

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EA Play 2019 Won’t Have An E3 Press Conference

B. Simmons March 8, 2019

Stop, don’t, come back. EA has announced that their EA Play event for 2019 “less talk and more play”. Moreover, the event will not include the traditional E3 press conference. From their statement: 2019...

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Respawn’s Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order To Be Revealed In April

B. Simmons February 27, 2019

StarWars.com has announced the unveiling of Respawn’s previously hush-hush Star Wars game. Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order is set to be unveiled at Star Wars Celebration Chicago this April. In a special panel on...

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EA Has Game Changer Remove Video, Reupload Without Watermarks

B. Simmons February 23, 2019

A puzzling adventure. For those that don’t know, EA has a community partnership program called Game Changers. In essence, it’s a program that supports it’s members in making the content they would anyway (it’s...

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Original Command & Conquer Games Getting 4K Remasters for PC

B. Simmons January 19, 2019

4K strategy Remember how upset Command & Conquer fans were last year when EA announced that Mobile game? About where I was when Capcom announced Breath of Fire 6 for smartphones: absolutely pissed. Well,...

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EA Cancels Open World Star Wars Game

B. Simmons January 16, 2019

Eh, not surprising at this point. According to Kotaku, EA has canceled an open world Star Wars game that had been in development since the closure of Visceral Studios. It was announced shortly after...

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EA Allegedly Under Criminal Investigation In Belgium Over FIFA Loot Boxes

B. Simmons September 12, 2018

LOL. According to Eurogamer, the Belgian government has launched a criminal investigation into EA. Why, Because EA has refused to comply with the recent Belgian gambling laws declaring loot boxes in games to be...

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Jacksonville Shooter Killed 2, Injured 9 Over Lost Madden Match

B. Simmons August 27, 2018

David Katz has been identified as the culprit. On Sunday, a gunman opened fire on a Madden tournament at GLHF Bar in Jacksonville, Florida. The attack left two dead and 9 injured. The gunman,...

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Analyst Predicts Battlefield V Will Be “Serious Disappointment” For EA

B. Simmons August 22, 2018

An accurate prediction. An analyst from Cowen (Doug Creutz) has predicted that Battlefield V is going to seriously underperform for EA this Holiday season. In a note, he stated: EA’s Battlefield V currently appears...

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EA Pisses Off Big Sean Then Apologizes

B. Simmons August 3, 2018

I don’t know why he expected any different. The EA fuck up cycle is one of my favorite things, especially considering that I generally don’t buy EA games. Also, censorship is super funny to...