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YouTube Temporarily Suspends Ads on Logan Paul’s Channel

B. Simmons February 9, 2018

Ha ha. You know, I’m really surprised that the Logan Paul stuff hasn’t petered out, yet. Though I suppose that’s a testament to his idiocy, really. Most normal people would’ve realized that they fucked...

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The Splendorous Roast of Logan Paul

B. Simmons January 2, 2018

Schadenfreude. Well, I’m sadly late to the “crapping on Logan Paul” party. Which is a bit of a shame. After all, what, exactly, did he expect to see in a forest colloquially called “The...

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Tech

Mozilla’s Mr. Robot Plugin Agitates Users

B. Simmons December 15, 2017

Literally some The Outer Limits-grade crap. Mozilla decided to slip a plugin for an AR game based on Mr. Robot into a recent Firefox update. The Plugin, titled Looking Glass, had no description at...

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Tech

Secret Service Agent Gets Busted for Stealing Bitcoin

B. Simmons November 8, 2017

Does it again after submitting guilty plea. Shaun Bridges, 35, was part of a government investigation of deep-web market Silk Road. And during that, he decided to appropriate around $800,000 worth of Bitcoin for...

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Tech

Amazon Announces Key that Lets Delivery Drivers into your Home

B. Simmons October 25, 2017

What could possibly go wrong?! Have you ever been ticked off to find that your Amazon package came, but it was left outside? And then it rained? Perhaps you want to be murdered? Well,...

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Tech

Marissa Mayer Will Resign From Yahoo As The Company Gets A New Terrible Name

J. Luis January 9, 2017

The days of Marissa Mayer at Yahoo are no more. Hell, Yahoo is no more as the board of directors have filled papers to have one of the most influential internet companies ever die a...

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The teaser for Riverdale is like Twilight meets Supernatural meets moody teen

J. Luis December 19, 2016

I remember when Archie was about a bunch of silly teens having fun and getting into trouble. There is also Jughead eating hamburgers until he pops. This new iteration of Archie is, well, something....