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Cats is a horny, harrowing descent into madness

T. Dawson December 20, 2019

There are dark vistas of this universe, forbidden plains where even the gods fear to tread. The sights…oh, reader, the sights are obscene, some beautiful, all beyond comprehension. The foul music is discordant and...

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Tech Video Games

Alinity Suffers Basically No Penalty For Cat Caber Toss

B. Simmons August 1, 2019

She didn’t even get a good score, so what’s the point? Despite managing to generate a massive controversy regarding her treatment of her cat, Twitch thot streamer Alinity has basically avoided any real repercussions....

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Movies

Comic-Con 2019 – Universal’s Cats Trailer

B. Simmons July 18, 2019

If you’ve followed my articles, you know what’s about to happen. You know, I just got done writing up the trailer for Top Gun. And then I find out about this. Do yourself a...

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‘Neko Navy’ has flying cats versus 10,000 soothing characters

J. Luis March 29, 2017

Fruitbat Factory will be publishing a new cat and action-packed title: the shooter Neko Navy by DeathMofuMofu is making its entrance on Steam this spring! I love a good Shmup (Strikers 1945 II being...

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BEAT CAT is a paw-some cat mode for BEAT COP

J. Luis February 28, 2017

Is your cat tired of watching you have all the fun? Have fake mice and pieces of string lost their ability to distract your feline friend? Then you need Beat Cat, the thrilling new...

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Tech

Ariana Grande Teams Up with Brookstone to Release Her Own Wireless Cat Ear Headphones

J. Luis September 20, 2016

Meow! Brookstone, creators of super weird and expensive things that nobody really needs, but really wants, announced that it will release limited edition Ariana Grande Cat Ear Wireless Headphones. The wireless headphones feature cat...