I’m going to guess that most people upset by this will still buy it anyway. We all know that I love Apple very much. They’re a wonderful company that has absolutely been a positive...
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Epic Games Vs. Apple: Judge Rules Apple Must Allow Devs To Employ Outside Payment Options
They both lose! If you’ve been following the Epic Games lawsuit launched against Apple, this is quite a day. Because the judge has made a ruling on the case. And it initially seems like...
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Facebook Tells iOS Users That Tracking Keeps Facebook And Instagram”Free Of Charge”
They’d be the ones to actually believe that shit. So, with iOS 14.5, Apple has added a few new features. Notably, the ability to block tracking by third-party sites; specifically it asks for user...
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Epic Games vs. Apple Trial Starts With A Public Line Raid By Zoomers
Live by the dipshit, die by the dipshit. The Epic Games vs. Apple trial has officially begun, and it got off to a bang. And by bang, I mean raucous din caused by the...
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Justin Long Turns Coat, Is Now Also A PC In Latest Intel Ads
“Hello, I’m a PC” “And I’m also a PC” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it. So, if you’re over the age of 18, chances are you probably remember the string of Mac...
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Arizona Bill Proposal To Force Apple And Google To Accept Fortnite-Style Alternative Payment Options
I’ll give you three guesses who’s involved. And the first two don’t count. Arizona’s House of Representative just passed a proposed amendment to Bill HB2005 this Wednesday. And said amendment could have large-scale repercussions...
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Tim Sweeney Compares Epic Games vs Apple Case To Civil Rights Movement, Gets Dunked On
Smooth moves, Ex Lax. Tim Sweeney has once again managed to stick his entire foot in his mouth. Recently, he likened Epic’s fight against Apple to the Civil Rights Movement. It’s everybody’s duty to...
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Fortnite Returns To iOS Through Nvidia’s GeForce Now
Criminy, it’s like theater hopping. According to the BBC, plans are in place to allow users of GeForce Now to play Fortnite through their Safari browser on iOS. According to that report, Nvidiahas developed...
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Epic Loses Motion To Force Apple To Reinstate Fortnite On App Store
Jonesy sad? Jonesy sad. You might remember how Epic was suing Apple over Fortnite‘s removal from the app store? And how they made a motion to force Apple to reinstate Fortnite on the App...
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Apple Gives Epic’s App Store Account The Boot
Petty slap fight round 2. Well, Apple is clearly pretty sick of Epic Games, because they terminated Epic’s App Store account yesterday. Apple’s statement on the matter: We are disappointed that we have had...
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Apple Escalates Feud With Epic Games; Tries To Ban Fortnite From All iOS and MacOS Devices
Oh boy it’s happening! Well, It’s not much of a surprise, but Apple did, in fact, respond to Epic Games’ delibera- I mean, purely reactionary response to their ban from the App Store. According...
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Fortnite Gets Delisted From iOS App Store and Google Play; Epic Sues Apple, Google
Thrust! Parry! Stab stab stab stab! Apple (as well as Google) has removed Fortnite from its app store. The move comes down to a dispute between Epic Games and Apple over the means provided...
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