Naturally, much like some horrible disease, you can’t get rid of them. And you thought the dystopic cyberpunk future would let you have Wolverine claws. But no, it’s ads all the way down, at...
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Ford Secures Patent for In-Car Advertising System That Listens In On Passenger Conversations; Claims It IS Not Indicative Of Future Plans
Ahh, the potentially embarrassing horrors this might spawn… In case you were wondering about the current pace of the high-tech dystopian future, Ford has recently obtained a patent for an in-car advertising system. Not...
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Windows 11 Start Menu To Slowly Get More Infested By Ads At Microsoft’s Behest
Like some kind of ungodly STD. Doom approaches, and we ain’t talking Victor or MF, bud. Rather, your Start menu in Windows 11 is about to get a whole lot junkier. Because Microsoft has...
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YouTube Blocks Videos For Users Employing Ad Blockers
Pop up no video. Bad news; YouTube has finally had enough of your ad blocker. And, since they can now detect it, the site will actually refuse to play videos for you until you...
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Candy Crush Drone Ad Pisses Off New Yorkers, Stargazers
There are, no joke, places in the US where people would be screaming for the company’s blood. It’s not exactly recent, but let’s blame the post-Halloween diabetic coma. Early in November, Candy Crush developer...
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YouTube Drives Everyone Insane By Running 5-10 Unskippable Ads In A Row
Susan! If you’re smart, you run an adblocker on YouTube, and I don’t feel the least bit bad about saying it, Linus. But I also use YouTube on things like a Roku, where that...
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For Some Reason, Jake From State Farm Is In NBA 2K22
Uh… khakis? So, NBA 2K22 features a mode called The City. It’s and online mode that basically allows your create-a-character to wander around, play pick-up games with other players, buy collectibles from in-game stores,...
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In Memoriam: Mr Peanut, 1916-2020
Rest in Peanuts Planters ha confirmed that their long-time mascot, Mr. Peanut, is dead, at age 104. Mr. Peanut died the way he lived; driving the Nutmobile off a cliff with passengers Wesley Snipes...
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Netflix Tests Out Between-Episode Video Promos
Everyone is mad about it. Netflix has to shore u their grip on the streaming video market; after all, everyone is gunning for them. And so, they came up with an idea: run promo’s...
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YouTube Ads for Porn Have Been Running
To be fair, many YouTubers would argue that they’ve been getting screwed by the platform. According to Motherboard, YouTube has been running an ad that, with a click, leads to porn. Just straight up,...
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Facebook’s Turning Over Those Election Ads to Congress
Cue nearly a minute of Mark Zuckerberg looking waxy and stiff. After months of reaching around in the dark, Facebook has finally found evidence of Russian intervention through Facebook ads. They will now be...
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The 12 Weirdest Video Game Ads Ever
We’ve come a long way in the manner in which companies advertise video games. Below you will find The 12 Weirdest Video Game Ads that attempted to sell video games to kids? Adults? Space...
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