The fountain of degeneracy.
Remember how with Negligee, I mentioned how Valve encourages developers of such content to write a full description of content in the game? Well, I bet they didn’t think that someone who has a similar sense of humor as mine would take that concept and run with it. Because, if you were to navigate to the page to the aptly named Boobs Saga, you’d see the following description:
I’m just going to copy paste that, and bold the ones that made me laugh the hardest.
“The following list of adult content is present in the game:
1) Nudity;
2) Violence;
3) Swearing;
4) Blood;
5) Anthropomorphic animal races;
6) Images of nude women in sexual poses;
7) Possibility to sit on the bottle;
8) Revealing clothing;
9) BDSM aesthetics – suspended nude women and BDSM toys;
10) 3D and 2D sex toys visualizations;
11) Sperm-like substances (white stalactites and puddles);
12) Environment resembling inner view of a woman’s reproductive system;
13) Giant traversable openings resembling vaginas and anuses;
14) Dark humor;
15) Phallic symbols and items;
16) Lesbian sex scenes with sex toy usage;
17) Solo sex toy usage scenes;
18) Ability to choose character’s sexuality and virginity state;
19) Ability to create gender non-conforming characters;
20) 2D animations with sexual content;
21) Scene resembling the act of oral sex performed by a woman on a dwarf (dwarf is standing on a stool);
22) Some visuals of human excrement in toilets, storage areas and excrement mines;
23) Female moans and monster cries;
24) Resurrection via an opening resembling an anus;
25) 3D models of tampons;
26) Breast machineguns, dildo swords and strapon gun as weapons;
27) Images of giant contraceptives;
28) Pustule mines;
29) Naked demon with a large penis;
30) Giant rubber penis traps;
31) Corpses. ”
I mean, lets be honest here; I don’t think the Dwarf necessarily needs to be standing on a stool for that. And, funny as it might be, Naked demon with a large penis isn’t terribly impressive when there’s a series that features a demon that is large penis… in a chariot.
Either way, it’s gonna be super interesting watching Valve figure out all of this stuff for Steam. They really only have the broadest of stipulations for these games.
Source: PC Gamer
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