Panzer Waltz Isn’t About Dancing Tanks… It’s Much Worse

Panzer Waltz

Dancing tanks would actually make more sense… Panzer Waltz is a game about hot anime chicks that seem to be part, well, tank, because fuck you that’s why. The trailer gives nothing away from a gameplay standpoint, but I do know that you can poke said female tanks, and the boob jiggle physics seem to be out of this world; it’s almost as if the developers have never actually seen breasts in real life. Anyways, the game will be F2P and will make a boat load of money, because what fan of everything Asian can’t resist buying anime things mashed into real world things.

In Panzer Waltz players take on the role of a commander and lead a team of Metal Maidens, biomechanically enhanced young ladies with tank-like attributes, while battling through a universe overrun with cyborg beasts and other mysterious enemies.

To obliterate opponents, players need to focus on preparing their Metal Maidens for artillery-fueled warfare. This can be done through upgrading the different technologies and abilities by leveling up through battle, salvaging components and arming the maidens with cutting-edge equipment.

Panzer Waltz  offers three game modes. Players can advance through the story campaign, focusing on the RPG elements and PvE battles in Story mode; declare war against other players in PvP Clash mode; or take part in specialized PvE missions in Event mode.

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“After almost two years of development, an overwhelmingly positive launch in China and a comprehensive localization effort,  Panzer Waltz  is ready for an English release,” says Martin Ma, CEO, Happy Universe. “With its gorgeous anime art-style, colorful cast of characters on an epic journey and engaging gameplay, Panzer Waltz will keep gamers busy for months to come.”

Panzer Waltz will be free-to-play and available via Google Play and the App Store.  The game will feature optional microtransactions for virtual currency.

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