New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe Brings About Super Crown Shenanigans

New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe

Ya’ll need Jesus.

Oh, it all started so innocently, as it always does. During that jam-packed Nintendo Direct earlier in the month, they showed off a trailer for New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe. And that trailer showed a power up that turned Toadette into a very Toadette-ish Princess Peach, or Peachette, if you will; the Super Crown.

Naturally, this led to the usual deep lore/speculation cycle. I blame MatPat.

But such a state is tenuous. Dry brush like that is not something that can be allowed to remain. For a single spark can set alight a tremendous fire, one that firefighters will have a hard time with because Ajit Pai is an ass. And that single  spark happened thanks to @ayyk92 on Twitter.

And the floodgates were opened. Bowsette was born. Every conceivable artist you could think of seized upon the idea. So what if it’s a mixed metaphor, I do what I want!

 

…and many more. Some of which really straddle the line on what I’m probably allowed to actually post. Or not; maybe I’m just exercising discretion. Then again, Steam pretty much allows porn now, so whatever.

And for his part, @ayyk92 knows how this all went so wrong.

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This is our hell, and these are our demons. Honestly, we could do worse.

Goddamnit.

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Based out of Glendale California, Bryan is a GAMbIT's resident gaming contributor. Specializing in PC and portable gaming, you can find Bryan on his 3DS playing Monster Hunter or at one of the various conventions throughout the state.

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