Sex has always been a part of the Mass Effect series for better or for worse. Some people really dig it, but I always found it odd and about as unsexual and awkward as humanly possible.
Seriously, the games depiction of having sex is like two un-blinking planks of wood being rubbed against each other. Also, don’t you even think about searching for “Mass Effect Sex Scene Gifs” on Google. I did just that in searching for the actual scene to post here but instead was treated to the most disturbing sub-culture ever.
Anyhoo! Speaking on Twitter to a fan that asked the oh, so direct question of “WHO CAN I BANG?!”, Mass Effect: Andromeda producer Mike Gamble responded by tweeting back, “so many. And the banging is pretty good.”
Seems like a straightforward answer, but as this is the internet and people are odds things, another user chimed in asking the followup question “”PG Rated EA good” or “Actual CD Projekt Red good.””
Once again Gamble responded by telling the user that “we are an M rated game.” So, there you go folks. Looks like EA and the Mass Effect team are working really hard provide fans with the best “banging” the universe has ever seen.
PC Gamer ran a story yesterday that talked about the Pathfinder’s “personal room” which is completely off-limits to crew members “unless invited”. So, it looks like the team have created a special “banging” room for players to go nuts in. Truly, the future is a wonderous place.
Video games are weird…
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