A company is planning on opening up what they call a “sex brothel” in Houston, Texas. But it seems the city council isn’t too keen on ushering in a Blade Runner-like future and has unanimously voted on new rules that may put the kibosh on robot fucking.
A new ordinance will ban businesses that use “anthropomorphic devices and objects utilized for entertainment,” that would deny totally not skeevy consumers the ability to fuck the merchandise in store. Stores will still be able to sell fuckable sex toys, including sex robots, but you just won’t be able to “try before you buy.”
In a press conference, Houston Mayor Sylvester (not the cat) Turner said that he was “not trying to be the moral police or anything like that, but I am charged with the health and safety of the people within our city.” I suppose he’s afraid of sex robots going sentient and ripping off dicks left and right. Fair enough.
Now if you’ll want to get your rocks off to robots in Texas you’ll have to do it in sporting goods section of one of your towns 8 Walmart’s with a silicone vagina hot-glued to an AR-15. God bless America!
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