Goat Simulator is back in a big way with the most criminally realistic goat simulation yet! This new version of the wacky simulator dives into the criminal world of PAYDAY. The game now stars four new main thugs – A flying flamingo, a wheelchairing dolphin, a spitting camel and a goat that’s just really handsome.
Use can also now use PRANKNET to find your new crew some smash & grab heists, then blast away your stolen cash on different things. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
Keep on your hooves as you dodge the police by stealing and driving other people’s cars, because it’s too expensive to buy your own. How you can do this without fingers is beyond me, but if you think too hard about it you are coming at any Goat Simulator the wrong way.
Features:
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FOUR AWESOME NEW MAIN GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from that Al Pancake movie.
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One can fly and control people’s brains, another can climb any surface with a wheelchair and a third can spit water that it stores in it’s back. Disgusting.
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PRANKNET – a database filled with stupid “jobs” for your crew to do. But who cares. They pay well.
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Buy mask to disguise your identity so that the police won’t catch you. Or just to look cool.
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There are like 14 new mutators to unlock. I’m not even kidding. So many.
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Did I say that you can steal and drive cars?
Goat Simulator: Payday is available on iOS and Android and can be downloaded RIGHT NOW from your favorite marketplace!
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