Entertainment Weekly has the first trailer for Tusk, Kevin Smith’s horror movie about a madman turning a hapless podcaster into a walrus. It stars Justin Long, Haley Joel Osment’s weird big head, and Michael Parks (who was actually quite good in Red State). It’s, um…definitely a movie. But critics aren’t allowed to say anything bad about Kevin Smith movies flicks or else he gets mad.
Haha, Canadians say “aboot”! Topical.