Here you have it, the first trailer for the adaptation of Master of the Universe by Snowqueen’s Icedragon (Ed. Note: Pretty sure this book is called Fifty Shades of Grey, and the author goes by E.L. James). I’m never going to get tired of reminding people that Fifty Shades started life as Twilight fan fiction.

Anyway, check out the first trailer, then stay the fuck off the Internet, because fans are gonna keep beating a dead horse and insisting that there’s still time to reshoot this thing with Matt Bomer and Alexis Bledel.

It says a lot about confident you are in your film that one of its main selling points is a song. Fifty Shades of Grey opens Valentine’s Day 2015. Do NOT ask your mom what her plans are.

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T. Dawson

Trevor Dawson is the Executive Editor of GAMbIT Magazine. He is a musician, an award-winning short story author, and a big fan of scotch. His work has appeared in Statement, Levels Below, Robbed of Sleep vols. 3 and 4, Amygdala, Mosaic, and Mangrove. Trevor lives in Denver, CO.

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