For all the Whos down in Whoville.
It was a Grinch Night miracle, for the time had come nigh,
The final Smash Ultimate Direct, hosted by Masahiro Sakurai!
Set to air today at 7 am Pacific,
To run a full 40 minutes, sure to be terrific!
Tune in 11/1 for roughly 40 minutes of new information in the final Super #SmashBrosUltimate #NintendoDirect before the game’s release, hosted by Director Masahiro Sakurai! The Direct will be followed by a post-show Nintendo Treehouse: Live presentation. https://t.co/Y00RdNrBth pic.twitter.com/JSuSUtGk6e
— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) October 30, 2018
They’ll show off new fighters for sure, a splendorous main course!
But the reason? It’s highly likely their hand has been forced!
For that dastardly old Grinch had a hand most pernicious,
He leaked the whole roster in a manner most vicious!
No surprise will be had for Isaac or Shadow,
Nor Mach Rider, Ken, or the Chorus kids in tow,
Not even a stirring for poor old Banjo!
For Nintendo has no means to combat the Grinch,
But to run a Direct since they were in a pinch.
So watch it today, don’t feel too rotten,
Perhaps there were fighters the Grinch had forgotten
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