Final Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Direct Runs Today

Super Smash Bros Ultimate

For all the Whos down in Whoville.

It was a Grinch Night miracle, for the time had come nigh,

The final Smash Ultimate Direct, hosted by Masahiro Sakurai!

Set to air today at 7 am Pacific,

To run a full 40 minutes, sure to be terrific!

They’ll show off new fighters for sure, a splendorous main course!

But the reason? It’s highly likely their hand has been forced!

For that dastardly old Grinch had a hand most pernicious,

He leaked the whole roster in a manner most vicious!

No surprise will be had for Isaac or Shadow,

Nor Mach Rider, Ken, or the Chorus kids in tow,

Not even a stirring for poor old Banjo!

For Nintendo has no means to combat the Grinch,

But to run a Direct since they were in a pinch.

 

So watch it today, don’t feel too rotten,

Perhaps there were fighters the Grinch had forgotten

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Based out of Glendale California, Bryan is a GAMbIT's resident gaming contributor. Specializing in PC and portable gaming, you can find Bryan on his 3DS playing Monster Hunter or at one of the various conventions throughout the state.

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