Fast & Furious Crossroads is a video game. That’s about as nice as I can be at the moment. The trailer for this combination of ones and zeroes debuted at the Video Game Awards by Fast series regulars who were either really drunk, really high, or both.
It’s probably why they thought dropping this trailer was a good idea. Fast & Furious Crossroads look like garbage, especially at the very tail end of the current console generation. Characters look like mannequins, effects are dropped in at will, and it will probably sell well to the masses that love this stupid series.
What’s funny, at least for me, is that Fast & Furious already had the perfect game–sort of. One of the movies partnered with Forza to release a free Fast & Furious game that was simply a stripped-down Forza with the cars from the movies. It looked amazing (far better than this trash) and helped get me into the Forza series in the first place.
Fast & Furious Crossroads looks like a 360 game and probably plays like one of those free MMOs that you can find online from a country that you have never heard of. Fast & The Furious has looked better in video game form, hell, Vin Diesel has looked better in video game form too.
Game of the year 2020!
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