Some classes set people on fire. Ze Pyro is a soul-less monster!
You may not realize it, but Elon Musk owns a Boring company. Specifically, The Boring Company, so named because they primarily work in tunneling. But they have something new on sale; it’s a flamethrower.
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Well… it’s really more of a giant torch, that can project its flame a few feet (traditional military flamethrowers tend to have a base range of 160 feet). For $500, plus taxes, shipping, and fees, you can run around like the little pyromaniac you always were, deep inside. Well, unless you live in California or Maryland; California is the kind of place that hates fun (I should know, I lived there most of my life), and Maryland is the host of the nation’s crime-ridden capital so that one makes sense. But oddly enough, there aren’t any federal laws prohibiting private ownership of flamethrowers, so maybe Musk is onto something.
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Do not do this cool thing.
Be honest, you kinda want one now. Hell if you know what you’ll do with it after that initial glow of owning a flamethrower wears off. Probably light your barbecue at maximum range. But the siren song of the flames calls to you.
Source: Gizmodo
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