The fine folks over at Devolver Digital have given all PC gamers a holiday gift in the form of a free game. Fork Parker’s Holiday Profit Hike has our titular character climbing a mountainous mountain in search of some cold hard cash to make Q4 a profitable one.
The game is surprisingly challenging and manages to offer a great deal of value since the entire thing won’t cost you a penny, much to the dismay of Mr. Parker himself. Fork Parker’s Holiday Profit Hike gets an easy 10/10 for being the freest free game this holiday season. You can read all about what the game has to offer players and download the game via Steam below.
Our beloved Chief Financial Officer Fork Parker has released his very own game on Steam – Fork Parker’s Holiday Profit Hike! Grab it now for free and share the holiday cheer with others!
The fiscal year is coming to a close and poor Fork Parker has lost all his wonderful profit to greedy developers and their endless thirst for royalties! Grab a martini and ride your private helicopter to the snow-capped mountains and hunt down the riches you so rightly deserve. Jump, dash, and repel your way up the sheer mountainside to scratch out a little profit and meet the demands of an increasingly angry board of directors!
Fork Parker’s Holiday Profit Hike features snow, helicopters, ugly holiday sweaters, non-denominational penguins, a title screen, dope beats, ethics, torches, reverse monetization, hot tubs, non-candied canes, falling, ropes, and non-refundable holiday cheer.
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