Cyberprank 2069 Gets Booted Off Of Steam

You can probably guess why.

Yes, there was actually a game called Cyberprank 2069 (they were previously calling it Cyberpunk 2069) available on Steam. And it doesn’t take a Rhodes scholar to figure out exactly what it was like, either.

Apologies for the quality, but it was shit anyway.

Blues of a metropolis of the future attracts strange people and madmen from all over the galaxy. Cyberprank 2069 is a sandbox game. True simulation of life in the world of the future.

In 2069, In the area of ​​the city found traces of an escaped android, which is no different from a human. Now it is cyberghetto. The protagonist is a cyber-cop. His task is to find the escaped android. You have to use all your detective skills to detect the android. Interrogate all suspects. Provoke them. Anyone who remains in this cyber ghetto can be an android. Hardboiled detective story will impress all fans of science fiction.

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Honestly, this game is a complete idiocy. You just walk along few streets and communicate with different people, mostly drunk robots in business suits. Not for the faint of heart and not for too serious.

Main features:
-An open world
-Nonlinear narration
-Sweet graphics
-Many options in dialogs
-Game physics. Break the personal space of any NPC
-Cyberpunk style

this game has no connection with Cyberpunk 2077. All characters and events in this game are purely fictional.

The problem isn’t that it looks bad, or that it’s clearly a joke. Hell, I’m pretty sure it’s not to do with the clear and obvious ripoff it appears to be. Rather, it’s more likely the fact that after going through a number of descriptions, they settled on this:

Oh, yeah, I’m sure buying a $10 game from someone not remotely related to the CD PROJEKT RED team is going to earn you a $60 AAA release. Genius marketing strategy, Cyberpath. Also, people reported that the executable keeps running even after you shut it down, so kiss that refund goodbye if you didn’t shut that shit down hard immediately.

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So, yeah, so falls one of the shittiest meme games I’ve seen in a while. We’ll always have the space sex androids in the cyberghetto.

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Source: PC Gamer

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