Video games have been a boys club for a very long time. I’m not making a judgement on the industry, it’s just the way things have been for the majority of this young industry.
It’s not hard to walk into a games shop and see all manner of burly men in full armor alongside sexy ladies with all their bits hanging out. Hell, the Dead or Alive fighting game series prided itself on its boob physics back in the day.
But now things are changing, and while I’m all for it, it’s still a bit shocking. This just goes to show you how far we still have to go when someone as progressive as myself even is taken aback a bit.
Conan Exiles is an open-world survival that already has my attention with what it has on offer, but one thing I didn’t expect –although I probably should have thanks to the licence– is all the floppy dong love the game tosses our way.
You know how nearly every game that lets you create a character will allow you to mess with breast size? Well, Conan Exiles has its own slider for penis size. You can give yourself a little pencil eraser peen, a tube sock filled monster dong or something more reasonable, but where’s the fun in that.
— NSFW WANG WARNING —
NSFW but Conan Exiles has an endowment slider. Big dong, little dong, big dong, little dong pic.twitter.com/MNgGsmlv32
— Chris Livingston (@screencuisine) January 30, 2017
NSFW, more cock & balls from Conan Exile. I hope this is earning me XP pic.twitter.com/159udrkgIp
— Chris Livingston (@screencuisine) January 30, 2017
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Cock and balls! LOL The game has only been out for just over 24 hours and everyone is already going mad for it! Such a good game but can it beat ARK to the title of best Survival on the steam store? Only time will tell! Great Article and video!