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America’s Next Top Model: The Guy With The Moves Like Elvis

M. Poupard November 24, 2014

And then there were five…America’s Next Top Model gets into the final stretch in Friday’s episode “The Guy With The Moves Like Elvis”. Samir and I breakdown down all the drama and bad wigs here...

4 Minutes

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Sons of Anarchy: “Suits of Woe”

T. Dawson November 19, 2014

I guess Kurt Sutter has been pulling a bait and switch on us for the entirety of Sons of Anarchy‘s mostly lackluster seventh season. Between “Suits of Woe,” and last week’s “Faith and Despondency,”...

4 Minutes

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Gotham: “Harvey Dent”

T. Dawson November 18, 2014

Guys, it looks like Gotham is finally coming into its own. Don’t get me wrong, there are still some dents that need to be hammered out – see what I did there? – but...

13 Minutes

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America’s Next Top Model: The Guy Who Gets Caught in a Lie

M. Poupard November 17, 2014

Monday’s aren’t complete until Samir and I throughly analyze America’s Next Top Model and “The Guy Who Gets Caught in a Lie” isn’t so much about lying as it is about our favorite part of every cycle,...

7 Minutes

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The Walking Dead: “Consumed”

T. Dawson November 17, 2014

Margaux and I talk about how great Melissa McBride is, which honestly is half the reason we even write for this stupid site. Trevor: Season two of The Walking Dead was problematic as hell,...

4 Minutes

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Sons of Anarchy: “Faith and Despondency”

T. Dawson November 12, 2014

Sons of Anarchy was all about relationships and connections tonight, which made it darkly funny that it started off with a montage of some of the unsexiest sex scenes I’ve ever seen. Tully rapes...

3 Minutes

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Sleepy Hollow: “Heartless”

T. Dawson November 11, 2014

Sleepy Hollow has a pretty well-established formula by now. Every episode begins with Crane doing something modern, then a monster shows up, then Hawley delivers some exposition, then Henry ends the episode doing something...

4 Minutes

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Gotham: “The Mask”

T. Dawson November 11, 2014

God, what a frustrating episode. Gotham is solid when it wants to be – “Spirit of the Goat” remains a genuinely good episode of television – but “The Mask” saw the show give in...

13 Minutes

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America’s Next Top Model: “The Guy Who Parties Too Hard”

M. Poupard November 10, 2014

If Samir and I ever write less than 2,000 words on America’s Next Top Model – so help us! Tyra welcomes the model-testants to Seoul, Kor-e-a! (That’s how TyTy says it) in this weeks episode,...

7 Minutes

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The Walking Dead: “Self-Help”

T. Dawson November 10, 2014

Margaux and I talk mullets and mayhem – it can only be time for The Walking Dead. Trevor: “Self-Help” was a quietly devastating episode of The Walking Dead, and gave us some much-needed insight...

3 Minutes

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Arrow: “The Secret Origin of Felicity Smoak”

T. Dawson November 6, 2014

It seems like every week I mention how great Arrow‘s ensemble is, and this week is no exception. Arrow has a great ensemble (see, I told you I say it every week). “The Secret...

4 Minutes

Television | Reviews

Sons of Anarchy: “What a Piece of Work is Man”

T. Dawson November 5, 2014

Guys, Kurt Sutter has lost control of Sons of Anarchy. Its final season has been so scattered and unfocused, that when it attempts to pump the brakes and spend time with just one or...