“He’ll never die.” It’s safe to assume that once a franchise has reached its fifth installment, it’s safe to call it quits. At that point, it’s most likely in the hands of greedy, creatively...
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31 Days of Fright: A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
“It’s a boy!” Right off the bat, we should establish that there’s no good reason for A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child to exist. I mean, none of the Nightmare sequels...
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31 Days of Fright: Grave Encounters
“This place is about as haunted as a sock drawer.” It feels like a lot of modern found-footage horror movies follow the same playbook: a group of skeptics goes into a place they believe...
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31 Days of Fright: Vampires
By the end of the twentieth century, the bloom had come off the rose for John Carpenter. After dominating the entire horror genre in the 1980s, the 1990s proved to be less profitable for...
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31 Days of Fright: Housebound
“There are one or two occupants who have yet to leave the premises.” I hadn’t intended doing any horror comedy this year, because, well, I like writing about horror more than I do about...
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31 Days of Fright: Prom Night
“Killers are coming! Killers are coming!” Halloween changed everything. John Carpenter’s micro-budget slasher opened the floodgates, all while proving that the long-neglected genre was economically viable. In the wake of Halloween, imitators follow, as...
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31 Days of Fright: Hatchet
“These are his woods.” If you interact enough with the horror community – on Twitter, or Reddit, or any sort of fan page – someone will inevitably recommend you watch Hatchet. Do not listen...
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31 Days of Fright: 1408
“Even if you leave this room, you can never leave this room.” Stephen King is such a proven quantity for movies that even his writing exercises get adapted for the big screen. I’m not...
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Buckle up for 31 Days of Fright!
Good evening, boys and ghouls! Ready to get spookified? You jerks? Well, here’s the watchlist for this year’s installment of 31 Days of Fright. I’ve also included any streaming options, but I am writing...
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Tomb Raider Cookbook to Be Released in October
Arguably the franchise that sold the OG Sony PlayStation all those years ago, we’ve seen Tomb Raider’s lead character go through several evolutions, from an angular polygon on your TV, to taking Alicia Vikander-shaped...
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Every American Horror Story season, ranked
With American Horror Stories in the bag, and the tenth season of the flagship show American Horror Story, entitled Double Feature, just around the corner, it’s time for GAMbIT to do what the internet...
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NBA Player Meyers Leonard Gets Suspension, Loses Sponsorship For Anti-Semitic Slur
And to think all of this could’ve been avoided if he’d just called them a chuwero. Meyers Leonard has been suspended indefinitely from the Miami Heat, and he’s also lost several sponsorships. This all...
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