31 Days of Fright: Tigers Are Not Afraid
“Tigers are Kings in this Kingdom of broken things.” People die in horror movies all the time. It’s kind of a hallmark of the genre. What we don’t see as….
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31 Days of Fright: I Trapped the Devil
“Evil is whatever hurts you the most.” There are two kinds of horror movies – well, wait, that’s not even remotely true; there’s about a hundred different kinds of horror….
31 Days of Fright: Tales From the Hood 2
This movie sucks! Sorry, just had to get that out of the way, because it was my prevailing thought during and after finishing Tales From the Hood 2. The original….
31 Days of Fright: Castle Freak (2020)
“That castle is filled with evil.” So, you want to remake a Stuart Gordon film? Well, that’s not a bad idea in and of itself. Let’s see, you’ll want to….
31 Days of Fright: Near Dark
“The night has its price.” It’s not very trenchant to point out that some movies are cool. Cool isn’t the same as good, and a movie can be both, or….
31 Days of Fright: V/H/S 94
“All are welcome. All are watching.” Any time I write about a found-footage movie, or an anthology movie, I always make the same stupid point: that the film needs a….
31 Days of Fright: The House By the Cemetery
“Blood! Blood! Not just blood – his name! I hear it now!” Lucio Fulci is one of those names you’re not going to be able to stay away from. He’s….
31 Days of Fright: Child’s Play (2019)
“Are we having fun now?” The only thing more predictable than comic book movies these days are reboots. Hell, there’s a new Texas Chainsaw Massacre coming to Netflix soon, which….
31 Days of Fright: In the Mouth of Madness
“Do you read Sutter Cane?” John Carpenter was so ubiquitious in the 1980s that it’s easy to think that he fell off in the ’90s. There was the poorly-received Memoirs….
31 Days of Fright: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
“He’ll never die.” It’s safe to assume that once a franchise has reached its fifth installment, it’s safe to call it quits. At that point, it’s most likely in the….
31 Days of Fright: A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
“It’s a boy!” Right off the bat, we should establish that there’s no good reason for A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child to exist. I mean, none….
31 Days of Fright: Grave Encounters
“This place is about as haunted as a sock drawer.” It feels like a lot of modern found-footage horror movies follow the same playbook: a group of skeptics goes into….