First of, every time you read the title of this game you have to read it as if I’m yelling at you in a manner five times that of a normal human yell. I...
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SOMA
I really wanted to love SOMA. I know press outlets have been handing out praise for the title, but there are just too many issues with the game that it just comes up short...
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5 Minutes
Cross of the Dutchman
Cross of the Dutchman is a delightful little hack-and-slash game by Triangle Studios. based around the legend of Grutte Pier, who spent a sizable portion of his life beating the shit out of the...
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5 Minutes
Tinertia
Tinertia is a precision platformer about a robot that crash lands on a hideously inhospitable planet. That’s not terribly remarkable in itself; what is just happens to be the gimmick. YOU CANNOT JUMP. Rather,...
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6 Minutes
Super Mario Maker
Super Mario Maker is an excellent game/creation tool that will only get better with time. That’s a weird way to start a review, but you have to understand the kind of “thing” Super Mario...
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4 Minutes
Q.U.B.E. (PS4) – Review
When I first started up Toxic Game’s Q.U.B.E., the loading screen displayed two shiny futuristic black and white gloves. I thought, “Huh, kinda reminds me of the Portal gun.” Then my character woke up in a...
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Velocity 2X – Review
Velocity 2X is a hybrid game, a fusion of a shoot ’em up and an action game. It’s the sort of game that sounds really good; a literal Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup sort of...
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7 Minutes
Mad Max Review
My thumbs ache. The vision blurs. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of terrible licensed games… rushed development… the wasted opportunities. But most of all, I remember Mad Max the video...
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6 Minutes
Corpse of Discovery
It seems that walking simulators are a thing now. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it’s the kind of genre that is very divisive amongst gamers. With the inherent lack of core gameplay,...
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6 Minutes
Gryphon Knight Epic
Gryphon Knight Epic is a game that is a lot of fun despite itself. I know that’s a weird way to start a review, but just bear with me on this. Gryphon Knight Epic...
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6 Minutes
DiscStorm
What happens when a game comes along and your expectations are quite different that what you envisioned from screenshots and your own personal past influences? DiscStorm is such a title, and while quite different...
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Bob Was Hungry Review
Bob Was Hungry is a precision platformer by Shorebound Studios. And by precision, think along the lines of Super Meat Boy and the like. It’s a guarantee that you’re going to die. A lot....
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