Cards Against Humanity is a terrible game for terrible people. That’s not a knock against the game as it the bills itself as a “party game for horrible people.”
That said, the company behind the hit card game is currently looking to fill the position of CEO and has the perfect person in mind for the job –Barack Obama.
A job posting from the company posted on Craigslist had some pretty specific requirements for the position of CEO. They are looking for a candidate that has a “minimum of eight years experience of President of the United States of America,” and ” who ideally is “a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.”
After the way things went this election and after the company “wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President,” they are keen on backing a trusted and much-loved name.
The job posting for CEO includes the followings bits that are tailored to the former president (I highlighted some points for effect):
– Strong public speaking skills
– Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure
– Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending
– Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition
– Experience hunting terrorist masterminds
– Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation
– Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review
– Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher
– Passed comprehensive healthcare reform
– Natural born citizen of the United States
– Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint
Source: (TheHill.com)
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