31 Days of Fright: We Are Still Here
“Nobody knew what was under this house until it was too late!” Retro-style horror is a curious thing. Sometimes – and this is a compliment – it can play like….
“Nobody knew what was under this house until it was too late!” Retro-style horror is a curious thing. Sometimes – and this is a compliment – it can play like….
“The saw is family.” How would you even begin to make a sequel to a document as perfect as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Why would you even try? There’s a….
“It’s going to get ugly.” If I were to describe Session 9 to you, it would sound like the most insipid montage of cliches: a horror movie set in a….
“There’s somebody in the castle!” Even for a Stuart Gordon film, Castle Freak is a tough watch. Gordon was a director renowned for his unhinged excess – look no further….
“Sometimes it’s okay to destroy something for fun.” Emelie, like its title character, is a nasty, insidious thing. At its best, Michael Thelin’s film is unsettling and deeply uncomfortable, producing….
“I am she.” There are some movies that are generally considered too sacrosanct to remake. This is why we’re never getting a Casablanca with Zac Efron, and why The Social….
“Hell is behind that door!” A few years back, when reviewing the wretched, incompetent Friday the 13th, I wondered if a movie can be considered a classic if it isn’t….
“You’re gonna be okay, baby. You’re gonna be okay.” The setup for Adam Green’s Frozen is a horror lover’s dream: two snowboarders and one skier, trying to fit in one….
“You play a good game, boy, but the game is over. Now you die.” Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm is a lot of things. It’s incoherently plotted, poorly edited, the acting is….
I know, I know. I’ve screwed this up the past couple times I’ve tried to do it. But thanks to this stupid pandemic, I got laid off, so now I’ve….
By age 79, most musicians are either dead, retired, or content to just play the hits. Most musicians are not Bob Dylan. Not only is he still producing new material,….
Every criticism of Mel Gibson as a person is valid. He’s racist, homophobic, sexist, and anti-Semitic. By any conceivable metric, he is a piece of shit. This isn’t the place….