C.L.McCauley

Based out of Colorado's Olympic City, Colton is as far from an athlete as anyone. Instead, he spends his time piddling about playing games with his wife and frequenting the local drink establishments. He ain't smart, he ain't a good writer, but he sure is opinionated.

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The Witcher Trailer is Too Much

C.L.McCauley August 1, 2019

I have no clever analogies this time. You won’t find anything about cheersing weebs or awkward sexual encounters here. Oh no, I’m dedicating myself to nothing but facts and empirical analysis in this article....

An Over-Opinionated Analysis of Netflix’s The Witcher Promos

C.L.McCauley July 9, 2019

I remember my first cosplay experience. I wasn’t doing the cosplaying mind you, rather I was watching from a brewery patio as a group of youths strutted about merrily in their homemade costumes. How...

Can Netflix’s The Witcher fill the void left by Game of Thrones?

C.L.McCauley July 8, 2019

Game of Thrones was like a high school girlfriend. It had its dark moments, but it was new and intriguing, like that goth girl who was kind of cute but wore too much makeup....