James Cameron’s Avatar Finally Ditches The Papyrus Typeface
And who said Disney+ never did anything for you? I’m gonna be honest with you: I’ve never once watched James Cameron’s FernGully: The Last Catbender Avatar. Mostly because I was….
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Based out of Glendale California, Bryan is a GAMbIT's resident gaming contributor. Specializing in PC and portable gaming, you can find Bryan on his 3DS playing Monster Hunter or at one of the various conventions throughout the state.
Someone Went And Animated Colin Trevorrow’s Star Wars Ep. IX Script
Corn on the cobCorn on the kabob So, personal opinion: Star Wars Episode IX sucked ass. Mostly because one of Hollywood’s greatest hacks got in good with Aunt Kathy, who….
Star Wars: Jedi Academy Has Crossplay; PC Players Hassling Console Players
Oh, so you can’t turn fast enough? Too bad! Star Wars: Jedi Academy is about as close to a perfect sequel as you can get. Everything that was great about….
GameStop Tells Employees To Wrap Hands In Plastic And Keep Working
SCUM, LITERAL SCUM. When COVID-19 is finally laid into the history books, I imagine there will be a small section on certain scumfuck businesses that cared more about their bottom….
GameStop Will Close Another 300 Stores This year
They are, after all, the kings of bad press. In a surprise to absolutely nobody, GameStop will be closing another 300 stores this year. And considering the fact that they….
Sesame Workshop Makes 110 Sesame Street eBooks Free
You know that I am called The Count… Chances are, if you have any very young children, you’re probably about to tear your hair out soon. The quarantine hasn’t been….
Dragon’s Lair Film Adaptation Headed To Netflix
It won’t even cost you $50 in quarters to enjoy it! Don Bluth’s infamous arcade game, Dragon’s Lair, is finally getting a film adaptation. Granted, it will be live action….
Pornhub Wants You To Stay Home, Gives Everyone Free Premium For A Month
Ha ha, dangly parts. Like most of the not shit companies out there, Pornhub wants you to stay indoors and do your part to beat off COVID-19. As such, they’ve….
YouTube Will Auto-Default To Standard Definition For The Next Month
S(ucky) D(efinition). It seems that the tax of social distancing on our networks is a concern. As such, Google has stated that for the next 30 days, all YouTube videos….
Rebellion Makes 400 Pages Of Judge Dredd Available For Free
You’ll be within the LAW! Plenty of companies have been offering up freebies. Especially since, you know, the whole quarantine thing is going on. As such, Rebellion has offered up….
Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf Pulls GameStop’s Business License
This might’ve been a foregone conclusion. The other day, I wrote a rather nasty article about GameStop’s insistence that they’re an essential business. Which was particularly galling from them, since….
GOG Offers Up 27 Quarantine Freebies To Keep You From Going Crazy.
Personal opinion: you’re all little bitches if this staying inside all day every day is breaking you. Get on my level. GOG is truly the platform of kings (shame it’s….