CAN YOU SEE ALL OF MEWALK INTO MY MYSTERYSTEP INSIDE AND HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE Summer Game Fest was certainly a thing. I guess Dewritos Pope was right to tell us all to...
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Rumors Of An Xbox Portable At Upcoming Xbox Games Showcase; Shadow Drop Of New Game Alongside It
All they have to do is not make an Xbox Portal. With an upcoming Xbox Games Showcase comes rumors. And one of the biggest rumors is that there may be a TRUE and HONEST...
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Palmer Luckey Unveils The Chromatic, A $199 Pixel Perfect Game Boy Color
It, naturally, comes with Tetris. Fun Fact: way, way back, before the defense company, before Oculus, before all of it, Palmer Luckey was a Game Boy modder. And that has come full circle with...
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Microsoft’s New Recall Feature Will Remember Everything You’ve Done By Taking Constant Screenshots
Who doesn’t want a folder full of completely useless screenshots they didn’t personally make for any intentional purpose? Microsoft has done it again! They’ve come up with a bold, innovative feature that will cause...
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Big Xbox 360 Sale featuring Non-Backwards-Compatible Games Ahead Of Impending Store Shutdown
Get ’em while they’re hot! If you’ve been living under a rock, you may not know that the Xbox 360 store will be shutting down in July this year. But it is, and now...
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EA Studios “Hunger” For The Chance To Start Using Generative AI, Says CEO
EA sees Microsoft shitting the bed and says “hold my beer”. According to a recent investor call, EA’s studios just can’t wait to dig in to development with generative A.I. tools. EA CEO Andrew...
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Free Delta Emulator Now Available For iOS On The App Store
Play your favorite homebrew for 20-30 year old consoles! While the negatives are what have been at the forefront of our coverage of Apple’s third-party stores, there’s good things happening, too. And one of...
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Windows 11 Start Menu To Slowly Get More Infested By Ads At Microsoft’s Behest
Like some kind of ungodly STD. Doom approaches, and we ain’t talking Victor or MF, bud. Rather, your Start menu in Windows 11 is about to get a whole lot junkier. Because Microsoft has...
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Ubisoft Deletes The Crew From User’s Libraries In The Wake Of The Game’s Server Shutdown
“You’ll own noting and you’ll be happy” MF’ers when they lose that game they paid for because the servers don’t work anymore. Grass grows, birds fly, and Ubisoft does things to piss people off....
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Roblox Boss Stefano Corazza Claims Play-To-Earn Isn’t Child Labor, But A Gift
“In the good old days, kids as young as 5 could work as they pleased, from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee hooray!” Recent of late, accusations have mounted that Roblox‘s play-to-earn system is...
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Content Warning Is Free On Steam For A Limited Time
Like, comment and subscribe! Right now, you can nab a free game on Steam. And in the spirit of April Fool’s, it’s the unfortunately named Content Warning (which will probably confuse search engines, which...
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Amazon Launches New Amazon One App That Can Scan Users Palms For Checkout
Beats the Alien Resurrection halitosis sensor. This Thursday saw Amazon announce the release of a new app for Amazon One that changes the game when it comes to authorizing purchases. This new app allows...
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