Woman Caught Smuggling 102 iPhones, 15 Luxury Wristwatches
“N-no, I’m not smuggling anything, my body stores fat in weird, horrible lumps!” Shenzhen, China borders the city of Hong Kong. You can probably guess what that means; smuggling, and….
Author: B. Simmons
Based out of Glendale California, Bryan is a GAMbIT's resident gaming contributor. Specializing in PC and portable gaming, you can find Bryan on his 3DS playing Monster Hunter or at one of the various conventions throughout the state.
ESPN Makes Player Change Street Fighter V Character’s Costume
Standards & Practices hates fun, pass it on. ESPN’s coverage of EVO 17 (it’s still a mindblower, I know) had one little hiccup. And that hiccup was, apparently, Cammy‘s ass…..
The Disaster Artist Trailer
A tale of the making of one of the greatest worst movies ever made. A24, the studio behind films such as Swiss Army Man and the Oscar winning Moonlight is….
Wreck It Ralph 2 Will Have a Meeting of Princesses
If this turns out to be a Kingdom Hearts joke, I’m gonna wreck it! At the recent D23 expo, they had (almost) all of the actors who’ve provided a voice….
D.C. Office Building Security Robot Commits Suicide
Probably spent too much time listening to shitty emo music. In a recent small stakes news, one of those security robots assigned to a D.C. area office building drowned itself…..
EVO 17: Abigail Joining Street Fighter V, Geese Howard in Tekken 7
EVO 17: the Horn ‘o Plenty of fighting games. EVO 17’s really paid off for fans this year. You’ve got EX making a comeback. And then you’ve got the announcements….
Arika’s EX is a Reality, and They’ve Got New Characters
The best things start as April Fool’s jokes. Many a fan has some good memories of Street Fighter EX. Except me; I’m terrible at fighting games (and by fighting games,….
Half-Life Gets Update; NOT Half-Life 3 Related
Gabe Newell can’t count to numbers that aren’t printed on your money. Half-Life recently got an update. Nothing too major; just some bug fixes and the like. Which is impressive….
Jodie Whittaker is the Next Doctor
My ambivalence is probably showing in this one. Look, I initially liked the return Doctor Who managed in the 00’s. I sort of drifted away early in Tennant’s run and….
Microsoft Trying to get Rural America Online
Will still be less expensive than the Xbox One X… probably. Microsoft (as well as other producers) have always seemed to have one problem; distribution in rural areas, specifically via….
Toy Story World in Kingdom Hearts III
Somebody’s poisoned the waterhole! Look, I really can’t be bothered to care about the story of Kingdom Hearts. Mostly because, if you think it has a good one, Lost probably….
Aladdin Live Action Remake Casts Leads
Commence comment section bitching. The live action remakes keep coming and they don’t stop coming. And Aladdin is no different. And they’ve cast their leads and Genie. For Aladdin himself,….