Apogee and 3DRealms co-founder launches brain booster supplement for gamers

It was only a matter of time before someone jumped onboard the supplement wagon with regards to gamers. And it really only makes sense because more and more we are hearing and reading about eSport “athletes” beginning to start doping and using all sorts of performance enhancing drugs. Look, when there’s millions on the line, people are going to get a little crazy. So the idea of a legal supplement would make sense, even if my science senses start tingling when I hear wild claims.

Boss Level Labs has introduced “GodMode”, a breakthrough brain supplement with a name inspired by the term “God Mode”, which was originally conceived as a powerful cheat mode concept first introduced in Apogee’s shareware games such as the original Duke Nukem and Wolfenstein 3D. A veritable cheat mode for the mind (we absolutely can’t verify that claim -Ed), GodMode is a scientific mix of pharmaceutical grade, FDA-approved ingredients, of which exactly we don’t know, each shown in published studies to deliver profound cognitive benefits, including:

• Six to 10 percent faster reaction speed; (citation needed)

• Faster access to memory, including retention and recall; (citation needed, gents)

• Better distraction avoidance, with improved focus and concentration; (throw us a bone here)

• Increased key neurotransmitters leading to faster, clearer thinking; and (maybe a smart friend you know, or something)

• Reduced stress and anxiety, with Yoda-like calmness under pressure. (we doubt Yoda-like is a scientific term used in a peer-reviewed journal)

“These advantages are perfect for gamers,” said Boss Level Labs Chief Science Officer, Dr. Shota Yamamoto. “And not just video gamers, but board gamers, too. GodMode actually levels-up your mind because the formulation is like a brain-hack. Over 800 published studies back it up.”

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Chess grandmaster Judit Polgár has joined the growing ranks of brain boosting proponents. “I take GodMode to think better and reach victory,” said Hungarian-born Polgár. “The game is inside your brain. What’s inside your brain matters.”

“As a lifelong fan of chess, it’s a huge honor having Judit, the best female player in history, see the benefits of GodMode,” said Scott Miller, Boss Level Labs CEO and co-founder of the legendary game studios Apogee and 3D Realms. “If you Google ‘smartest people in the world’, Judit is always on those lists. But even with a world-class IQ, there’s still room to get better with the right neuro-enhancers, like the ones we’ve matched together in GodMode.”

Something like this will be big business as gamers are always looking for that tiny edge in gaming. This could be the real deal, but without the scientific data and studies, it’s hard to be able to back up the claim of a 10 percent increase in speed. Well, unless, of course, it is speed (we’re not saying that it is, please don’t sue us kind sirs -Ed).

You can learn more at www.GodModeBrain.com.

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