What could possibly go wrong?!
Have you ever been ticked off to find that your Amazon package came, but it was left outside? And then it rained? Perhaps you want to be murdered? Well, Amazon has just the product for you: Amazon Key.
Amazon Key lets delivery people and assorted services into your house, assuming you let them, with it’s smartphone controlled Smart Lock. But don’t worry, there’s a Amazon Cloud camera that starts recording the second they enter, so they definitely won’t do anything wrong. Like cover the camera while they’re in there. And then wait in your closet to murder you. Or maybe just steal all of your shit and laugh at both your and Amazon’s stupidity. The honor system works in those cases, they assure you. Masks are a myth.
I’m sure you cant wait to pay $249.99 for such luxuries. And it’ll be really great when hackers figure out ways to lock you out of your own house and other wacky tacky bullshit like that. Because there are no flaws with letting the Internet of Things have control of your locks. And that is what Amazon Key can do for you.
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