Today we bring you the first teaser for Lifetime’s forthcoming The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story, and if you’re wondering why it’s “unauthorized,” it’s because it’s based in part on Dustin “Screech” Diamond’s memoir Behind the Bell, which even he admits is a load of horseshit. Basically, this movie is going to be a fucking trainwreck.

http://youtu.be/CZsEYWVJ-rA

I thought chairs on set had the actor’s name on them, not the characters? And when bizarro Mario Lopez tells bizarro Dustin Diamond to “say that to my face,” does he not realize that bizarro Dustin Diamond said to his face already? Like, directly to his face? This fucking movie. DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE WHAT NOSTALGIA HATH WROUGHT? #90SKID!!!

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T. Dawson

Trevor Dawson is the Executive Editor of GAMbIT Magazine. He is a musician, an award-winning short story author, and a big fan of scotch. His work has appeared in Statement, Levels Below, Robbed of Sleep vols. 3 and 4, Amygdala, Mosaic, and Mangrove. Trevor lives in Denver, CO.

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