If you’ve followed my articles, you know what’s about to happen.
You know, I just got done writing up the trailer for Top Gun. And then I find out about this.
Do yourself a favor and follow one of the trailer’s commenters advice: watch it with your ears, not your eyes. Because, oh God. The pain.
They have a top tier cast of the best and biggest names you could jam into one movie. Dame Judi Dench, Sir Ian McKellen, Idris Elba, Jennifer Hudson? Oh, and also James Cordon is there.
I’ll believe, alright. In the power of Clorox bleach.
But that’s not what I’m here for. Oh no. Time for the dump.
I am forlorn, for I cannot find the Andrew Lloyd Webber Grill sketch from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Fuck.