Funrise, Inc. announced a new toy line of collectible farting figures called Fart Ninjas. We truly are living in the age of the toy renaissance.
Trained in the art of espionage, ‘gassassination’ and skilled in ‘martial farts’, the collectible Fart Ninjas figures have electronic fart sounds that surprise and gross out unsuspecting individuals when they least expect it.
I sort of want to die inside now.
Fart Ninjas will launch this Fall at major retailers around the world with two main assortments. FART NINJAS Series 1 is a collection of 8 different figures, each with 10 realistic fart sounds activated by a motion sensor. FART NINJAS XL Series 1 are larger scale, 5” figures styled in Fart Ninjas armor and come with a ninja start remote control allowing kids to “fart on demand” with the push of a button.
And FART NINJAS XL figures allow kids to record their own fart sounds and surprise their friends with a fart attack when they least expect it. I really don’t want to imagine kids farting on their toys to record their gas.
I really want to die now.
Each figure also includes a ‘martial farts’ accessory. A free to download app is also available with fun, fart-filled features like a Fart Ninjas photo booth.
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