Good luck.
As of 2019, all of you disgusting pervs will no longer be able to browse porn on Starbucks WiFi over your latte. The coffee company has reportedly found a way to block people from watching porn on their WiFi, and plans on rolling that out next year. Per a Starbucks representative:
To ensure the Third Place remains safe and welcoming to all, we have identified a solution to prevent this content from being viewed within our stores and we will begin introducing it to our U.S. locations in 2019.
While the method they’re using to block porn is unspecified, statements made indicate that a lot of effort has gone into avoiding blocking non-porn sites.
Granted, given the fact that their most common clientele is the sort to jack off over the fact that they spent $5 on a cup of coffee, their employees are still going to be working that mop and bucket overtime. Just, you know, not for internet porn. And they’ll still have to deal with the used needles.