What’s up, my ninjas? Lemme ask you something, are you tired of all those wack-ass cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin and Dogecoin? What the fuck is a doge, you know what I’m sayin? Well, crack a Faygo and pour some out for your dead homies, cause I got some good fuckin news for you.
Some ill Juggalo calls himself Papa Nutt has just launched JuggaloCoin, a cryptocurrency only for Juggalos and Juggalettes! This way we can keep our motherfuckin (digital) money in our motherfuckin (digital) family. Whoop whoop!
Check this shit out, from juggalocoin.org:
1. Keeping funds in the family. The most important thing to understand about Juggalo culture is that it is all about Family and helping each other out. By spending Juggalo Coins, Juggalos can be certain that their money is going to someone who is “down with the clown.”
2. Promoting the positive aspects of the Juggalo lifestyle. Juggalos receive a lot of bad press, and our goal is for Juggalo Coin is to present the message that you shouldn’t believe all the hysteria you may read, and that we are a community standing together to help and support our own. This could actually produce some positive news stories about Juggalos for once.
3. Supporting Juggalo charities. There are already Juggalo-specific charities, and we’re hoping that Juggalo Coin will become the preferred way to donate to them. To facilitate this, we are offering an enormous reward to the first two certified Juggalo Charities that sign up to accept Juggalo Coin. See details in the “bounties” section.
4. Promoting recognition of February 17 as international “Juggalo Day.” The first Juggalo Day was celebrated in 2012, and in a couple of short years it has grown into a huge event featuring special shows by ICP and several days of madness. Of course, we understand that Juggalo Day is probably never going to become an official national holiday. That’s not the goal. The goal is for recognition, in the same way that 4/20 is recognized as a marijuana holiday.
Now that’s what I’m motherfuckin talkin about! Check it and pay respect.
Love and family always,
Pyscho T
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