In the 3D animated comedy, The Angry Birds Movie, we’ll finally find out why the birds are so angry.
I guess the 19 or whatever games never really answered that question. Something about pigs and a bird civil war or something?
All I know is it has some big names leading their voices to the project.
In honor of the trailer I’ve put together some great blurbs that the studio (it’s Sony, because who else would it be) can use:
“This summer feathers will fly!”
“These birds have a bad attitude, but a good heart!”
“A high-flying adventure!”
“This movie is anything but hogwash!”
“Staring a bunch of stars that all needed a new deck!”
“Anger never looked so fun!”
“Birds!”
“Fuck you!”
Check out the trailer below and see if you can make heads or tails of it.
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