I couldn’t resist!

If you wanted to know what pain looks like in a fandom, you have options. F-Zero fans, Duke Nukem fans (they don’t like Randy that much, go figure), Hell, if you like a Konami IP, my condolences. But some of the most vocal might be those who were fans of Rare during its heyday. And one of the IP’s that can get them riled is Conker’s Bad Fur Day.

So good news, Conker fans! You have some new merch. The bad news is, you’ve got some new merch, instead of a game or something substantial. Or those remaining Project Spark episodes. So I give you, Conker’s G-Fuel.

Naturally, the flavor is Mighty Poo, described as “tropical corn soda”-flavored. It comes in a $60 box set with a Youtooz vinyl figure of The Great Mighty Poo.

And, in case you didn’t get the reference:

Ah, well. Foiled once again, Conker fans.

Source: Kotaku

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