Haha… why? Nintendo discontinued the Wii U in 2017 for what should be obvious reasons. And with the impending shut down of all online services for the console, you’d think things were done and...
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Nintendo Announces Their New Mario
I want a new MarioOne with elephant feetOne that always gets stuck in pipesAnd causes cracks when he walks down the street A couple of months back, Nintendo announced that Charles Martinet would no...
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Microsoft Gets Hit With $29 Billion In Back Taxes
They’re gonna fight it, too. Per CNBC, Microsoft has been slapped by the IRS with $29 billion in back taxes. This comes from an 8K filing, which came out Wednesday. Naturally, they disagree with...
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Dragon Ball: Daima Announced For Fall 2024
DB Babies, we make our fights come true. A new Dragon Ball series titled Dragon Ball: Daima has been announced at New York Comic Con, complete with a teaser. The series is scheduled for...
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Old School Runscape’s Wealthiest Player Has Been Banned, Causing Over 1 Trillion Gold To Disappear In The Blink Of An Eye
Chances are, if you play Old School Runescape, you’re familiar with BTCs. The player and streamer had recently reached the 1 trillion gold mark in September, and now, he’s been banned from the game....
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Crunchyroll Now Has a Free, 24-Hour Anime Channel
The balls are inert. Crunchyroll has just launched a 24-hour free anime channel in the US. The channel, which was made in collaboration with corporate cousin Game Show Network (both are owned by Sony)...
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Valve Kisses Mac Users, 32-Bit Systems Goodbye With Counter-Strike 2
But muh earbuds. The launch of Counter-Strike 2 ruffled a few feathers. Notably, because it completely replaced CS:GO, a game optimized to run on modern potatoes, with a much more graphically intensive game. But,...
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Unity CEO John Riccitiello To Step Down Post Installment Fee Controversy
Say it with me. You might remember how last month’s discourse was dominated by the incredible bullshit that was Unity deciding to alter the deal and charge an install fee. And at the center...
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Nintendo Announces Animal Crossing Collaboration with Lego
Great, now the Raymond people will be even more insufferable. A new collaboration between Animal Crossing and Lego has been announced. Nintendo themselves put out a trailer featuring several villagers recreated in plastic, including...
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5 Years After It Was Shut Down, Gigantic Makes Return For Special Event
Could mean big things. Chances are pretty good you don’t remember Gigantic. The game fused a Third-person Shooter with a Moba, and featured game-changing giants that you fought to get into motion before your...
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Star Wars Sadly Changes One Of It Best Yet Confusing Names For Something Else
Who doesn’t love a good old earful of it? Ahhh, jizz. It’s an important part of the Star Wars Universe (in more ways than one). From what I understand, Han Solo loved jizz. Couldn’t...
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