2020

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Video Games

Crown Prince Of Saudi Arabia Hopes To Acquire Majority Ownership Of SNK

B. Simmons November 28, 2020

No, not Arabian Prince, sadly. Got our hopes up. Through his youth-focused charity, MiSK, the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia has reportedly purchased 33% of SNK. Moreover, that MiSk plans to acquire a majority...

3 Minutes

Television News

The Original Mobile Suit Gundam Is Headed To Streaming

B. Simmons November 26, 2020

>get slapped>become MAN OF DESTINY So, chances are, you’re running out of stuff that’s worth watching. And, maybe, while you dig giant robot shows, you’re also the (hopefuly non-existant) sort that still somehow thinks...

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Tech

Comcast To Implement 1.2 GB Data Cap On Customers

B. Simmons November 24, 2020 1 Comment

Those poor Stadia fans, tut tut. Well, it’s been a rough year, eh? Just never forget that it can get worse, my friend. Because if you get your internet through Comcast, it’s about to....

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Video Games

Red Dead Online Get Standalone Release This December

B. Simmons November 24, 2020

Grab your revolver. Recently, Rockstar announced that they’re releasing Red Dead Online in a format separate from Red Dead Redemption 2. And you won’t be waiting long; they plan to release it digitally on...

2 Minutes

Tech

The Internet Archive Has A Brand New Flash Library

B. Simmons November 23, 2020

I’ve got a big bag of crabs hereI’m gonna put them in my mouth, oh, yesI’m gonna run around the town on a market dayEveryone’ll look at me and sayI’ve got a mouthful of...

4 Minutes

Game Reviews

Bus Driver Simulator Review

B. Simmons November 23, 2020

Everyone gets on the bus out of townAnd the lights start going out one by one So last week, I got sent Bus Driver Simulator for the Switch. And, I suppose, if you really...

10 Minutes

Game Reviews

RUNE II: Decapitation Edition – Review

J. Luis November 20, 2020

Rune II: Decapitation Edition is a beautiful disaster. The long road getting to this point in time can fill its own book, and I suppose it only makes sense that RUNE II was never...

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Movies Tech

Iconic SETI Dish Will Need To Be Demolished Due To Risk Of Collapse

B. Simmons November 19, 2020 1 Comment

It’s sadly disintegrating. The iconic SETI dish at Arecibo Observatory in Puerto Rico is sadly not long for this world. Recently, two supporting cables failed, destabilizing the structure such that it is no longer...

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Video Games

Nintendo Drops C&D on Super Smash Bros. Tourney, Due To Utility Being Used

B. Simmons November 19, 2020

“Things are starting to heat up!” It’s been making the rounds, but this year’s The Big House is cancelled. The Super Smash Bros. tournament, planned for December 4th-6th, got a cease and desist order...

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Random Access

Ponzi Scheme Suspect Escapes FBI By Diving Into Lake, Using Submersible

B. Simmons November 19, 2020

I’m not sure which I prefer: the Bolivian army ending, or this. Ponzi scheme suspect Matthew Piercey, 44, of Shasta County led the FBI on an unusual chase on Monday. Piercey, who owns two...

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Video Games

Tim Sweeney Compares Epic Games vs Apple Case To Civil Rights Movement, Gets Dunked On

B. Simmons November 19, 2020

Smooth moves, Ex Lax. Tim Sweeney has once again managed to stick his entire foot in his mouth. Recently, he likened Epic’s fight against Apple to the Civil Rights Movement. It’s everybody’s duty to...

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Video Games

Bud Light Announces A Next-Gen, “Beer Cooled” Console

B. Simmons November 18, 2020

I mean, they already have a mascot in Spuds Mackenzie… You read that right. For some reason, Bud Light has announced their own next-gen* console** which is beer-cooled*** and features a projector. It’s also...