March 2020

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Video Games

Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf Pulls GameStop’s Business License

B. Simmons March 21, 2020 3 Comments

This might’ve been a foregone conclusion. The other day, I wrote a rather nasty article about GameStop’s insistence that they’re an essential business. Which was particularly galling from them, since not only are they...

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Video Games

GOG Offers Up 27 Quarantine Freebies To Keep You From Going Crazy.

B. Simmons March 21, 2020

Personal opinion: you’re all little bitches if this staying inside all day every day is breaking you. Get on my level. GOG is truly the platform of kings (shame it’s kinda hard for me...

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Movies

MovieFone Still Exists, Sold For A Paltry $1 Million

B. Simmons March 21, 2020

Everything that boots is beautiful. By now, you should instantly associate Helios & Matheson with the albatross known as MoviePass. What you might not know is that MoviePass isn’t the only movie-related thing they...

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Game Reviews

DOOM 64 review: it has no right being this good

J. Luis March 21, 2020

DOOM is a legendary franchise that gave rise to the first-person shooter. Sure, it wasn’t the first but it was the one that pierced the popular zeitgeist. For those too young to remember DOOM...

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Video Games

WatchDogs and The Stanley Parable are free on Epic Games Store

J. Luis March 20, 2020

It seems that we’ve all got a fair bit of free time on our hands for the foreseeable future. That means you’ve got time to kill and some free video games should be able...

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Video Games

Tomb Raider (2013) Free on Steam Through March 24

J. Luis March 20, 2020

With the world seemingly being forced indoors like the rest of us, people are clamoring for things to do. Steam and Square Enix was you covered and it won’t even cost you anything. Tomb...

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Video Games

Half-Life 2 Mod Lets You Go To Jurassic Park

B. Simmons March 20, 2020

Jurassic Park is frightening in the darkAll the dinosaurs are running wild Jurassic Life, a mod that brings Jurassic Park to Half-Life 2, is finally totally playable. Start to finish. Compys to raptors. The...

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Television News

Rosario Dawson Cast as Ahsoka Tano for ‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2

J. Luis March 20, 2020

The Mandalorian has been the bright spot in the darkness and despair that has been modern Star Wars. And while The Mandalorian season two is still months away, we have some casting news that...

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Tech Video Games

The Intellivision Amico Is The Most Unnecessary Console Ever

J. Luis March 20, 2020

A new gameplay trailer for a number of games coming to the Intellivision Amico dropped recently, and it served to point just how pointless the console itself is. Remember, this is a brand-new console...

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Video Games

GameStop Considers Itself Essential Retail During Lockdown

B. Simmons March 20, 2020 1 Comment

Oh, Reggie, they’re determined to wreck things before you even start. Well, GameStop seems to have decided to flush whatever goodwill anyone has left for them. Per an internal memo leaked to Kotaku and...

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Video Games

Wanking Simulator Review

B. Simmons March 19, 2020

Well, I got sent Wanking Simulator. Probably because our dear editor-in-chief didn’t want it in his Steam library. So, let’s get into this, shall we? I’ll start by saying that, even at the lowest...

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Tech

Facebook’s Anti-Spam System Blocks Actual COVID-19 Information

B. Simmons March 18, 2020

Lovely Spam,Wonderful Spam The fallout of the COVID-19 T-virus pandemic has only just begun, and all technology is stabbing us in the back. Take, for example, Facebook. Their Anti-Spam feature has blocked legitimate news...