Gamescom 2019 has been rather interesting so far. During the opening presentation, we got to see more of the insanity that is Death Stranding; a game that I feel might be the biggest flop...
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Disney/Sony Spider-Man Deal Falls Apart; Renner And Reynolds Go To Bat For Spidey
Always hold out hope for Deadpool & Spider-Man. By now you’ve heard that the deal between Disney and Sony for the MCU’s Spider-Man has essentially dissolved. Which is a shame, for reasons I shouldn’t...
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MoviePass Left 58,000 Customer Records on an Unprotected Public Server
Came tumbling, tumbling. MoviePass has been, possibly, my favorite slow-motion trainwreck to spectate in my time writing here. And this time, they’re back in the news. Why? Shitty data security, of course! Per TechCrunch,...
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You were way too young to get these SpongeBob dirty jokes
Watching SpongeBob as kids, we could never imagine all those dirty moments that were hiding right under our noses. Going back to this masterpiece a few years later discovers why our parents were so...
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Instagram Influencer Says Motorcycle Accident Wasn’t Staged For Product Placement
Is (probably) lying. Tiffany Mitchell is an Instagram influencer. And recently, she shared a story of a motorcycle ride that ended with her going over the handlebars in an accident. But it’s the pictures...
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Disney+ Won’t Be On Amazon Devices For Some Reason
I’m not surprised. Disney+ gets rolled out in November. And, notably, it’s going to everything; Apple, Google, Microsoft, Sony, Roku. Everything except Amazon’s rectangles. Which means users of those devices are SOL. As for...
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Which Lion King Character Are You?
The Lion King movie was just released and looks great if you can ignore some very unnatural voice work. So naturally, we’re all wondering, what Lion King character are we? Take this quiz and...
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Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games 2020 To Feature 2D Characters/Events
Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games was a huge deal when it dropped and a bunch of years ago. Modern gamers won’t think much of it, but for those of us who grew...
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Chinese Propaganda Agency Buys Facebook Ads To Crap On Hong Kong Protesters
Why does this keep winding up relevant? Xinhua News, the state-run Chinese news agency, has apparently taken out ads on Facebook and Twitter to slam the Hong Kong protesters. Which does make sense; they’re...
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Apex Legends Player-Developer Rapport Devolves Over Microtransactions
Money. The weekend saw both Apex Legends‘ players and developers lose their cool and resort to namecalling over the implementation of microtransactions. Specifically, after last week’s Iron Crown event, these collectible items began to...
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Supreme Now Makes Burner Phone For Cringy Losers
Supreme, makers of cringy shit for shitty cringe-wankers, are at it again with their winter 2019 catalog of crap. But this time they simply slapped their label on a shitty burner phone that is...
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Mortal Kombat 11 Lets Belgian DJ Voice Sub-Zero & I Dont Hate It
I was one of the early people online that gave Rhonda Rousey shit for being included in Mortal Kombat 11 as Sonya Blade. Come to find out on release that I was one-hundred percent...
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